Meet Skwoll, level 10 Asura Elementalist.

I guess I like GW2 more now that I’ve experimented further with the Elementalist class. Why? Well, as a water-attuned elementalist wielding a staff, the play-style is essentially that of the Rift Chloromancer (all dmg also heals) which was, like, my favorite class ever in any MMO.

Well, after—literally—a day of trying to find an available one-syllable name with a double consonant* I saw a picture of Maggie Gyllenhall and gave “Gyll” a shot. So … meet Gyll, my official and properly named Asura Mesmer.

* as per to Asuran naming conventions, names are harsh-sounding and contain double consonants; male names are one syllable and females are two and end in a vowel. (Leff/Leffi, Glikk/Glikka, Gyll/Gylle)

Lord, If I had a nickel for every time Rico rode the Three-Dicks-Up-And-Down; oh wait, I do! #happystreet

Gentrification has such a bad connotation. Anyways, that shack of platypuses is absolutely welcome to return and rent the soon-to-be-completed upscale stone cottage. If they can afford the higher rent, that is… *wink wink*

Popo gets way too excited when this construction worker pulls into town. #happystreet

It’s like, “Popo, we already have a fish cart on this street.” #happystreet

Whenever he stops by, Xena is on this gay bear like sluts on a pool table. Maybe she thinks he might drop some food.

Even though she’s penniless and depressed, Xena always puts on a happy face for the camera. #happystreet

At which point she found herself in a decidedly lampless part of town. #happystreet